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"I love saying β€˜fuck me’ because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly."
Fox Mulder (via incorrectxfiles)

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— 6 years ago with 274 notes

n-a-blue-box:

just-shower-thoughts:

“Queue” is just “Q” followed by 4 silent letters.

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— 8 years ago with 376677 notes
hard-work:
“Ephemeral apology to the snow parking lot with a gallon of hot water. 1/27/15 2:50 pm. (at 36 Edgewood)
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hard-work:

Ephemeral apology to the snow parking lot with a gallon of hot water. 1/27/15 2:50 pm. (at 36 Edgewood)

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— 8 years ago with 215544 notes

taylorswixft:

Taylor Swift has no time for your sexist bullshit

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— 8 years ago with 137114 notes
giraffepoliceforce:
“vnicent:
“otteroftheworld:
“My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.
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how does. how does this...

giraffepoliceforce:

vnicent:

otteroftheworld:

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

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— 8 years ago with 890728 notes

katagories:

theaustralianswiftie:

causeyouwerelookingoverme:

Reaction to Taylor’s speech VS reactions to Sam’s speech… 

Also, I’d also like to point out that the song that won the award (I Knew You Were Trouble) was released with the album in October 2012 and Taylor and Harry broke up in 2013… Not that this should matter but it really shows how the media can manipulate you into reacting and thinking a certain way

THIS MAKES ME SO MAD

UGHHHHHH

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— 8 years ago with 498702 notes
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deans-life-of-pi:

tacos-to-london:

iubitamearuika:

sassymerry:

casistheangelontopofmytree:

askcanada-hetalia:

themionetohisronald:

makochantachibanana:

dancetaire:

thejuryjacker:

lordticklefish:

hoenheiny:

touchingtennantshair:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD 

ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]

I wish one of my teacher’s did this.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA

MINE IS BEING CREATIVE

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]

OOOOH WEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*

CARRY ON YM WAYWARD SOOOOONNNN
*ACCIDENTALLY SINGS THE WHOLE THING*

[SOMEHOW BECOMES 13 DWARVES WITH PLATES AND GLASSES]

*SINGS GREEN DAY’S EYE OF THE TIGER*

SNAPE. SNAPE. SEVERUS SNAPE.

*STANDS ON TOP OF DESK AND SCREAMS FALL OUT BOY LYRICS*

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— 8 years ago with 491865 notes

noelanilalin:

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

that would actually be amazing

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— 8 years ago with 579020 notes